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|Tuesday, July 6th, 2004|
|Friday, June 18th, 2004|
OK, here's a link to the best user info on LJ. I'd probably post this on my own journal but the guy just friended me because I told him he was attractive in the gay bear community that I run. ( bears_and_cubs
This dude is the best...ucf69boy
How can you not enjoy a fellow who's interested in "piss."
Don't start any communites devoted to him, plz :(
Also, what is pnp?
|Friday, May 21st, 2004|
|Friday, April 30th, 2004|
|Wednesday, April 28th, 2004|
I would just like to go on record as saying I met george500 and many of his fellow Milwaukeans last night, which confirmed all my favorable suspicions about them, as well as about Milwaukeans in general. I would also like to take this opportunity to apologize on behalf of Chicago for the City's poor nightclub door policy, and any annoyance that such may have caused.
Was good to meet you guys, and hope you had a safe ride back!
|Tuesday, April 27th, 2004|
|Friday, April 23rd, 2004|
I no longer find this community fun. No, not all. In fact I find it so mind numbingly boring and stupid that I think it should be deleted. Current Mood: not having fun AT ALL
|Wednesday, March 17th, 2004|
Some broad over in the wisgoth community is asking everyone to do a panty exchange.
|Saturday, March 13th, 2004|
milwaukee style fun
If you are from Milwaukee and you don't recognize the background in this photographhttp://www.wfmu.org/MACrec/hildeb.html
...you are not fun!
I've always wanted to break into the Public Museum at night. The Public Museum in downtown Milwaukee is fun. I like the huge dinosaurs. I especially like the one where the Tyrannosaurus Rex is killing the other harder to identify dinosaur, and it's chewing it's torso out, and all the dino-fetuses are spilling out, and every time I see it I think "why did he have to start killing/eating the pregnant dinosaur? why did they build this. it's sick!" but I stand there staring in awe anyway.
I'd really like to meet the person that came up with that idea. I'd also like to sample the screaming death noises and make geosh
sing over it.
The acoustics in that place are incredible as well, because while the only thing moving are the lights, the roar and hiss of angry prehistoric battle is enough to make at least one little kid cry every time I've been there.
I also like the Igloo. I've always wanted to do something illicit there, but I can't bring myself to it.
The old fashioned candy store is also fun. Current Mood: toothache
|Friday, March 12th, 2004|
Arrrrrggggghhhhhheeeee and ahoy me Mateys!
Oi've given a lot o' thought as to what yer need in order to be a good mod, so listen-up whiles I tell 'ee what yer need to know.
Now, the farst thing ye has to reeemember about bein' a mod, and talkin' loik one is that yer brain 'as to be mostly destroyed by rum! Yer can't be too smart if ye is a mod...... and drinkin' lot's o' Cap'n Morgan's finest will addle yer brain so's ye can be sure ye'll always say stupid things!
After that thar's a few other things yer need to know..... loik..... ye should always, always wear a stroiped shirt.... and it should always, always have the stroipes runnin' around and around yer big fat beer belly not up 'n down from yer tootsies to the top o' the greasy hair on yer head...... only dem convicts wot goes to Australia (like me old friend Webby the Black Beard) wot wears stroipes that way!
Next, yer should always be missin' a few front teeth.........arrrrgghhhh......yer probably lost them in a foight, or from a bout of scurvy....or maybe the ship's cap'n knocked dem out of yer mouth when he was in a bad mood and couldn't kick ye 'caus his wooden leg were pluggin' a hole in the soid of the ship.
Also, it helps (but it ain't necessarily, necessary) to be missin' one leg (which should be replaced with a piece o' wood shaped like a dog's hind leg....... the one wot it lifts up when it..... well, yer know what I mean) and yer should also be missin' an eye (which should be covered with a patch...... which should have a picture of a naked lass on the inside).
It's also a good idearr to have a parrot wot sits on yer shoulder........ jus' make sure ye has somethin' to clean up the poop wot the parrot leaves on yer shoulder. Make sure too that yer parrot can squawk "Pieces of 8, pieces of 8"...... jes don't make the mistake me ole buddy Long John Rosko made..... he had a bird he thought was a parrot but 'twere a Miner Bird wot used to dig around in his ear for nuggets o' hot wax...... so when Long John Rosko said "Here's some more hot wax fer yer to listen too" he didn't mean a 45 rpm record!!!
Now let's talk about talkin'..... yer should always, always say "arrrrggggghhhhhheeee" before yer say anythin' else...... it's part o' the mods tradition y'know. If yer plannin' to be a mod yer should always say "arrrrgggghhhhheeee" and cough up a bucket of spittle 'n stuff afore ye opens the microphone....... that way yer listeners won't be goin' deaf, or gettin' sick at the sound of yer rattlin' lungs. O' course we all know that the rattlin' lungs is caused by smokin' too much baccy when yer sittin' on the yardarm lookin' into the afternoon sun fer mermaids or lassies in two piece swim suits to come swimmin' by....... ye may never see one, but like all pirates ye can always hope.....and hope.....and hope!!
Another ting..... if yer a mod ye should talk with a "mid-Atlantic pirate's accent"....... it sounds a lot like yer got yer tongue rolled around yer backside while yer a-heavin' up yer stomach in a bad storm......when yer finally gets de worrrds out they have distinctive.......arrrrrgggghhhhh.......s
ound to them..... trust me, it works!!
It also helps to drink lots and lots and lots of flagons of ale, rum, wine and whatever else makes ye sing and dance a jig or a hornpipe (us pirates always call it a horny pipe...har, har, har)..... pirates in the know call's drinkin' a tot o rum "Splicin' the mainbrace"...... remember that phrase... it's very, very important....arrrrrgghhhheee!
As a Mod, I declare war on the Rockers.
Now that Melanie and I are Mods of the fun club, I think it is time to open a discussion on Mod style. Bands, makeup, accessories, home decorating, activities, et cetera.
Discuss. Current Mood: mod
|Thursday, March 11th, 2004|
The Fun Club
Once upon a time, I was at Koz's Mini Bowl and I couldn't get a lane.http://www.onmilwaukee.com/sports/articles/minibowl.html
There was a massive group of people, all over 45 years of age, that called themselves "The Fun Club". They all had on what they considered to be "wacky hats" ex. moose hats, beer can hats. One of the people in "The Fun Club" turned out to be Mrs. Malmon, a teacher from my middle school. Now you might think they were just bowling right? Well folks, YOU ARE WRONG! Not only were they keeping score for their teams but each team had to complete S.A.T. questions. Talk about waiting for a lane.
So my question is that I was wondering if this fun club was at all affiliated with the mini bowling, moosehat wearing, S.A.T. taking fun club. If so, then when is our next meeting at Koz's Mini Bowl?
|Wednesday, March 10th, 2004|
|Monday, March 8th, 2004|
George G0 (4:01:57 AM): I've decided to start rocking harder
George G0 (4:02:01 AM): how does that set with you?
Covetous Knight (4:02:02 AM): its not a bad idea
George G0 (4:02:17 AM): why the hell not, I figure
|Sunday, March 7th, 2004|